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Safe Havens, or the Ideal Job

You know, of course, of the rule of thumb? That a father, or husband, cannot whack his child, or wife, with a stick wider than his thumb. It helps to have big thumbs.

If you had a hankering to break down doors and ravage a house, who would you work for? Back in the Old Days, you could be a Viking. These days you could work for law enforcement. Real Soon Now, Disney employees can let go the anger hiding under their cheerful facades, and crack open the shiny nuts of computers around the world.

I should prepare for the coming vigilantism, and go buy a nice, strong rope. Do you think cotton or nylon would work better for a lynching?

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