Coffee

Or, Yet Another Great Method for Destroying Employee Morale
 Thursday, August 01, 2002

Wachet Auf!

In the morning, I make a pot of coffee, turn on the monitor and press CTRL-ALT-DEL to unlock my Windows 2000 desktop. Then I wait.

I wait.

And I wait.

And I wait.

What am I waiting for, you might ask. I'm waiting for the large programs I use to become active, for Windows to catch up to me.

This is not exactly a resource constrained system. Time to open perfmon and capture some statistics.

9:36:41 AM # Google It!
categories: Coffee, Dear Microsoft