The Circus Subsidy

Ancient Rome gave away bread. We give away television.

  • % of television-watching population which receives their television signal over-the-air, and will be affected by this cutover: 16.2
  • % of population which receives their signal from cable, and thus unaffected: 57
  • % of population which receives their signal from satellite, and thus unaffected: 23.8
  • % of population which doesn’t own a television, and really couldn’t care less: 3
  • Fraction of population wondering why he’s paying for a converter box for someone who doesn’t want to buy a new television: 1/305,108,936
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