Archive for January, 2006

Hyperbolic Headline Writers

Tuesday, January 31st, 2006

According to the author of this headline, Hamas election victory shocks world. It may be that the victory was unexpected by some observers. It may be that some are disappointed in the election results. But I would not say that the world, all of it, was shocked. If all the rest of the world was shocked, one must ask if they have been paying much attention.

There are things that a government, particularly an elected government, must do if it is to stay in power. Foremost is to bring home the bacon.

The Pedant’s Rules for Canning Spam

Tuesday, January 31st, 2006
  • Is it misspelled?
  • Does it violate the rules of grammar?
  • Does it offend my sense of style?
  • Is. It. Punctuated. Idiosyncratically?
  • Does it violate IETF RFCs 2047 and 2231 by placing un-encoded non-ASCII characters in any of the message headers?

If any of the above are true, the recipient SHOULD send a delivery status notification stating the reason for the delivery failure. The recipient MAY prefer to discard the message.

What Outlook does instead is ask one to select those countries, languages, and encodings which you find unacceptable. I can’t do that. It’s a small world after all. But I can be pedantic and insist that mail be well-formed.

Sorry, Mr. Postel.

Watching Television, or Just Shows

Friday, January 27th, 2006

Since we moved we’ve been without television.

There’s a home-owner’s association, and winter, and we’re unsure of where to put the dish, and the CATV MSO is more expensive, and we’d need to get a new TiVo, so we’ll wait.

This does not mean that we’ve been without video on a cathode-ray tube. We did not hook up the TV for a couple of weeks, but I did finally get around to looking for the cables and found them — and there are still things on the TiVo that we haven’t seen. But perhaps more interestingly my laptop has S-video output, and the television has S-video input, and the videos sold at the Apple iTunes Music Store look just fine at NTSC resolution.

Which brings me to my point, such as it is. People do not care about channels of television; they care about their shows. That is why they say, “my soaps.” It is why popular shows have continuity, plots which continue from episode to episode. If you can miss an episode, and not care that you missed the episode, then that show was just filling time. But if you care, then you’ll pay $1.99 for the episode so that you do not miss it.

Imaginary Borders

Wednesday, January 18th, 2006

I was just browsing through Regional Landscapes of the United States and Canada at Amazon. Notice how the regions defined in this map span the border of the United States and Canada, but mysteriously end at the border with Mexico. Given the title of the book Mexico is out-of-scope, and is shown on the map for position only. But the region extends past this imaginary border, despite the fence.

It Plays OK, Fine, For Sure, For Sure

Friday, January 6th, 2006

I was reading the news about the vapor release of Verizon’s V CAST Music store. The labels open yet another retail outlet; Verizon maximizes usage of their infrastructure; and Microsoft gets another distributor of its DRM software. But I fail to see the benefit for the customer. Similiarly, Microsoft and MTV’s vapor URGE is so thrilling that I might call 1-800-OK-CABLE.

But apparently there were some clues passed around at CES, even in the press releases, that flew right over the heads of the media attending.

“Customers are endlessly creative in imagining ways for broadband and mobility to transform their lives and change the way our society works,” [Verizon CEO Ivan] Seidenberg said. “Verizon’s job is to make sure that – whatever great communications idea anyone can come up with – our networks can help make it happen.”

Consumer Electronics Short-Term Memory Loss Show

Friday, January 6th, 2006

On Marketplace this morning, they talked about what’s buzzing about the Consumer Electronics Show this week. Apparently it’s the same buzzword that’s been around for the past twenty-odd years: convergence. Who knew?

And “another thing everybody’s talking about is high-definition DVD.” It is?

I must be lounging next to the wrong water-coolers, because nobody who is anybody is talking about either.

Conserving the Darkness

Thursday, January 5th, 2006

One of the things that attracted me to the Town of Beekman is the opportunity to become involved in local government. Over the past few days I have been considering to which committees I might reasonably devote time and effort: already I merely expressed an interest and was accepted on the architectural review board of the home-owners association. One which piques my interest is the conservation advisory committee. To familiarize myself with the issues, I am reading the Town of Beekman Open Space Plan (PDF), adopted in April 2005, and the proposed wetlands protection law.

Since we’ve just moved here, most of what we see is unfamiliar. I expect that to change soon enough, but for now I am looking at this environment with new eyes. After ten years in Mahopac, I had become accustomed to the warm glow on overcast nights from, I supposed, the City to our South. On clear nights, the additional light was not obvious — I could see so many stars. But over Christmas I was reminded how many more you can see from Highland County, Virginia.

Today’s Poughkeepsie Journal reports that the lights from Union Vale Middle School bother its neighbors. The lights, seen in this photograph, have been left burning all night long. As the Journal puts it, Arnold and Andrea Ruf don’t have a night light in their bedroom.

If you drive up Roosevelt Drive to the top of the hill, you can look South to the Green Haven Correctional Facility. The lights from the prison, and from the farm across the road, turn our overcast nights orange.

How many more stars would we see if these lights lit the ground instead of the sky?

Chickenhawks

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006

I can’t help but think of that spunky little fellow who kept trying to eat Foghorn Leghorn.

Count the Toilets, Not the Baths

Monday, January 2nd, 2006

Do not be mistaken. Two and one-half baths is nothing less than three toilets to be plunged.

Wealth is a Matter of Perspective

Monday, January 2nd, 2006

In discussing a Slate article on the Advisory Panel’s proposed changes to the tax code, Zimran concludes

From a federal standpoint there are no middle class families living in $500K houses. If you live in a $500K home and are surrounded by people who live in a $500K home and think you are middle class you are wrong — you are, in fact, rich and you live in a rich neighbourhood and you will be taxed.

That’s funny; I don’t feel rich. I’ll feel even less rich when the first mortgage payment comes due. But, Zimran, the proposed change would cap the deduction on mortgages in excess of $300,000. The relative weight of a mortgage may not be in proportion to the value of the house. To use an example from recent history, the mortgage on one property is $280,000. The property sold for $520,000 on the open market. The mortgage on another property is $360,000. That property sold for $390,000 on the open market. Which of these buyers is wealthier?